Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Little Brother!

Well, good news! Jake my little brother is visiting me at State! WOO HOO! He is going to go to class with me, hang out, it's gonna be GREAT! For those who do not know my little brother, he is pretty much me, except a freshman in highschool. He is one of few people who like dogs as much as me! He is really happy to be here too ... we have class at 8:30 AM! That will be fun.

Currently, Jake is watching MacGyver. MacGyver couldn't be a better example of an all around Man's Man plus many more benefits that the average buff coolguy doesn't have. I have compiled a list of the reasons MacGyver is better than Chuck Norris. Therefore, he is the ultimate Man.

1. He blows stuff up. Not only does he use C4 and dynamite, he can pretty much us anything.
2. He is athletic. He is always climbing mountains, hiking, playing hockey etc. He is an outdoorsman.
3. He gets the girl. Every man's man has to get the girl.

Those are the reason's that he measures up to the average buff coolguy. Now these are the reasons that put him over the top as the ultimate Man's Man.

4. He is BRILLIANT. Find a guy with the qualities above that knows that does not carry a gun, rather he uses other things to create weapons or ways to get out of danger.
5. He is one of the only guys that still looks good with a mullet.
6. He wears Nike Hightops. No classy business suit, no expensive designer clothes, just good 'ole jeans and Nikes.
7. He is only known as MacGyver. Does anyone know his first name? I mean, James Bond tries to be this cool, but ends up having to say his first name and then his last name again! "Bond, James Bond"
8. He doesn't need high tech gadgets, all he needs is a Swiss Army knife and Duct tape. Anything else he needs he will just find along the way.
9. He lives on a BOAT!
10. He is always helping someone. He doesn't end up rich or famous, just helps somebody.

If that isn't enough to convince you, I don't know what you need. If you haven't seen MacGyver, look it up. The episodes are online, you'll be hooked, just like I am!

1 comment:

  1. You are cooler than MacGyver. If it makes you feel cooler and more manly, I will start only referring to you as "Webb."

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