You are in one of two camps, "Bieber Obsessed" or "Bieber Hatred." I have not met anyone in between and nor will I because that is not an acceptable place to stand. Bieber is like roller coasters - either you love him, or he makes you want to puke. I have my own opinions about which camp you should be in, but for those who have not been exposed to this phenomenon I will give a completely straight forward, unbiased, non opinionated, facts only listing of arguments for each party:
Bieber World
-He's a decent singer
-He's cute
-He's deep and thoughtful
Bieber Hatred (aka Common Sense, Rational Thought, Those with an IQ above 20 - i.e. above profound mental retardation [look it up])
-He's not cute at all. He actually looks like every 13 year old boy in North America (yes, I know he is 16 - but he does not look 16, he looks like he hasn't even hit puberty)
-He's not deep and thoughtful! How many of those songs do you think he writes himself?! He is singing about Sonny and Cher and Bonnie and Clyde. He is not old enough to even know who they are! Also, he sings about love ALL THE TIME. I'm sorry - I don't think he has truly been in love yet. Even if he really is 16 - which you would have to show me his birth certificate to prove to me - that is still extremely young and I think chances would favor my side that he has not been in love nor come close.
- He sings with people like Usher and Ludacris. I'm sorry that's just not happening.
- HE IS NOT EVEN AMERICAN!!!!!! REALLY PEOPLE?! HE IS FROM CANADA! What happened to the good old RED WHITE AND BLUE! Supporting your own! Great everything we have is already made in China and now we are outsourcing our pop artists as well!?!
World. What can we learn from this? I will tell you. The only thing this kid has going for him is that he has a decent voice, and I'm sorry, but there are a lot of other people who do too (like me - ;) ). That alone should not make you a national obsession. Finally, we have also learned that we should completely abandon pop music all together. What matters is the songs meaning, the singers voice, and their ability to connect to the audience. I just can't connect with a 13 year old singing about love. So world, we have learned: Avoid Bieber at all costs and listen to Country!!!
Yours Truly,
Bieber Hatred member #132246
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